Beer Mad Words

I've been riding with a group called Outlawz Bikers Amritsar for about 3 years now, in the said 3 years I learnt the art of clicking Motorcycles ( stationary ) by a technique frowned upon in the " Quality control " ( #referencetoengineering ) called HIT AND TRIAL METHOD. So it is my job to help the world click better pictures, here goes the first of many post to follow on BIKE DA PHOTOSHOOT. Equipment needed : Camera ( even a phone camera works )  and a Bike Location : Doesn't Matter, the name of the game is Composition. Point one : Go Down Literally go down, when clicking against a well lit background the best thing to do is go as low as possible while keeping the bike in the middle of the frame or towards one corner of the grid, make sure it covers atleast two squares. I forgot to mention always keep the grid on for better compositions, lets face it we are not the MOTOGRAPHER. Point Two : Flash Is Banned Unless it is a passport size picture of your...

" Beauty lies in the eyes of the beer holder " After a clichéd quote to begin the second post, lets talk a bit more about the idea of BEER Reviews. After following a couple of pages and profiles that talk about BEER on almost every possible social media platform, I came to one conclusion; " GHANTA NAHI SAMAJ AAYA " ( I understood nothing ). The reviewers with their sensitive taste pallet shot out words like Crisp,its synonyms, Aggressive and at times Fruity. I have a lot of respect to the big lads and the old boys in the beer reviewing business but understanding the review and then implementing it while guzzling down beer is an idea on a tangent to practical, there fore I'm gonna be using a very different approach, its not scientific but is extremely easy and surprisingly practical. On that note Burrrrraaaaaaaah Beer for a regular drinker is a light drink and a number of my mates do not even consider it an actual alcoholic beverage; bloody idiots. So the ...

Its been a month since the last time a good beer travelled north of Delhi, deep into the heart of Punjab. With the supreme court tightening the noose around the supply of Alcohol, aapna thekka Chandigarh is rendered useless. We Punjabi's are stuck with an old stock of super strong beer and we take on the Thunderbolt tonight Super bloodystrong beer, 8.25 % alcohol volume, a very bitter after taste. Made with every possible ingredient that can be fermented. It has Wheat It has Barley It has Rice It has some More Wheat It can have some Potato too It most definitely has Hops and a lot of them Paagi Thekka kithe : Thunderbolt has taken over the city, if you ask for beer in Amritsar you are going to get Thunderbolt only 5 points Chuggabilty : If you love your larynx please drink it slow. This Buttery yellow hue wali beer has a very strong case of over carbonated and it is a Superstrong beer there fore bitter is an understatement. Pop the lid and the beer rushes ...

" I the Hates the Chest Day " Probably because it is among my weakest muscle group, that being said my target has never been heavy arse weight on chest day, it is always proper form and Squeeze Motherfather. The work out is meant for maximum calorie burn, I consume a lot so it is important to burn them off. We start simple with a round of warming up with kettle bell swings superset with Pushups for a set of 10 done thrice. Book a bench put any weight on the barbell ( I use a classic 45 pounds a side ) and lets go. Each rep is to be broken down into two parts a Slow downward motion and a Fast up ward motion, we pause for a second at the top and at the bottom. A minimum of 6 reps and baki bonus. We stick to a classic pattern of 5 sets per weight, that means we do 5 sets at 45 Pounds then move to exercise number two. I forgot to mention we don't rest for more than 45 seconds in between sets, the rest is dedicated to stretching the used muscles and not staring at th...

Modern day bullshit : You got be a muscled up aesthetic specimen if you want to prove you like the gym. I ask why ? The second alternative is to be boulder of a human capable of lifting a house in one hand and squat the weight of the freaking sun. SAME Question again WHY ? I've had people laugh when I tell them I like lifting weight and never miss working out. So what if I don't fall into either of the above two categories ? I am the Fat guy that lifts and I fucking love it. Yeah it is hard walking into the gym in your hoody while world is dressed in stringers, yes it is hard to look at the all the abs and wonder the fuck am I doing wrong. The truth is we ain't doing nothing wrong, the idea of physically fit is flawed. We judge fitness by the percentage of fat around the gut and not the capacity to run a mile under 3 minutes. Fitness is judged by the hard arse abs and not the capacity to do 100 odd crunches. Being fat is not synonyms with being unfit, you get o...

What do you get when a microbrewer takes over the beer supply of a city ? A Flat beer which does not ever deserve to be in the league of the DARK beer's. Gabru is a strong beer and a new taste for the Lager chugging Ambarsari, that being said we sure love this beer, so much so that the tanks go dry. Breaking down GABRU it is a very different Dark Beer, it does not have the Texture of a BOCK and lacks the after taste of a Stout, It is Strong dark for sure but it is not even a DRUNKL. I don't know where do I put this beer, strong and dark but without an aftertaste of Coffee; GABRU is GABRU Jumping into the Rating Wak Factor ;  Ghanta WAk, it is a strong beer with a taste of a Light beer and that is not a good thing. I had no wak there fore it gets a score of 1, cant give it a zero ( personal bias ). Paagi Theeka Kithe : BREWED by Brew masters, available on licence at n numbers of Bars spread across Punjab, chances of finding Gabru are at par Kingfisher Draught especial...

It is among the Super Strong Sons of a beers on sale, at a high percentage of 8.25 % with a very strong taste of Hops ( aka Bitter like hell ). KingFisher Red has some competition a few cans of this monster are good enough to send the best of us in the state of Trance, a few extra cans and bam you are gonna be puking your innards out. Its a beer made in Punjab by Punjab and for Punjab, therefore Burrrraaaaaaaaaa alert if ever you wish to knock your self out with beer. Yes, I know Haywards is owned by SABMILLER group, which originated in London England, the beer under consideration is brewed by ADIE BROSWON BREWERIES LIMITED ( the same plant that makes another very strong beer called Carling ) just outside of GURDASPUR, PUNJAB. A bit of research ( reading the label ) you come across the components, barley, malted barley, the bitter blast of hops and our magic portion Yeast, till this point its alright nothing too special but there another component that is a bit ambiguous RIC...

Stout : It is a dark beer with a after taste that is remotely like that of coffee, in beer terms is one hell of a strong beer with an alcohol percentage of above 8 %. Stout being a strong beer is a little more bitter  than the Lager we are used to, it should not be confused with a Dunkel; which is also a dark beer but is brewed in a different way. Now taste wise you cannot exactly differentiate between the two, it is said beauty lies in the eyes of the beer holder, the same goes for the taste difference some of us may notice a variation and then there are people like me who are yet to figure out the difference between a Dark Chocolate understate and a mild roasted coffee bean after taste. Now that we have the definition clear we dive right into the review... Location : Brew Estate Sector 35 Chandigarh Beer Under study : Stout Sample's Under Study : 4 Point 1 " the Wak Factor "  : Considering it is a strong beer, stout are a bit high on the bitt...

I started my beer story with a blazing Kingfisher, followed by the kick in the stomach GodFather back in 2013,  peer pressure perhaps. Those bitter monsters kept me off beer for a good 6 months till I came across a beautiful green bottle of bubbled elixir called Heineken, and I was hooked. From a Scotch Noob to a beer brother, what I learnt in the 6 months of abstinence was not all beers are same, there are some which taste like death and there are some with taste like a true love's Kiss. I've spent two years following beer like a lost puppy, and what follows this post is a series of beer reviews without the complex words or the typical " food review " but a simple 5 point Beer scale by some one who loves his Beer... The rating is simple and practical... Point one : The Wak Factor... The very first sip of them beer nights in most cases a Barf like gag reflex, it is subdued in us heavy drinkers but let's assume its there . First rating in based on the i...