Beer Mad Words

" Beauty lies in the eyes of the beer holder " After a clichéd quote to begin the second post, lets talk a bit more about the idea of BEER Reviews. After following a couple of pages and profiles that talk about BEER on almost every possible social media platform, I came to one conclusion; " GHANTA NAHI SAMAJ AAYA " ( I understood nothing ). The reviewers with their sensitive taste pallet shot out words like Crisp,its synonyms, Aggressive and at times Fruity. I have a lot of respect to the big lads and the old boys in the beer reviewing business but understanding the review and then implementing it while guzzling down beer is an idea on a tangent to practical, there fore I'm gonna be using a very different approach, its not scientific but is extremely easy and surprisingly practical. On that note Burrrrraaaaaaaah Beer for a regular drinker is a light drink and a number of my mates do not even consider it an actual alcoholic beverage; bloody idiots. So the ...

Its been a month since the last time a good beer travelled north of Delhi, deep into the heart of Punjab. With the supreme court tightening the noose around the supply of Alcohol, aapna thekka Chandigarh is rendered useless. We Punjabi's are stuck with an old stock of super strong beer and we take on the Thunderbolt tonight Super bloodystrong beer, 8.25 % alcohol volume, a very bitter after taste. Made with every possible ingredient that can be fermented. It has Wheat It has Barley It has Rice It has some More Wheat It can have some Potato too It most definitely has Hops and a lot of them Paagi Thekka kithe : Thunderbolt has taken over the city, if you ask for beer in Amritsar you are going to get Thunderbolt only 5 points Chuggabilty : If you love your larynx please drink it slow. This Buttery yellow hue wali beer has a very strong case of over carbonated and it is a Superstrong beer there fore bitter is an understatement. Pop the lid and the beer rushes ...

I am disappointed, the worst beer I've had till date. Mango Flavoured Barley water does not qualify as beer. I may not be know the first word of brewing beer but I know two thing you cannot sell flavoured water by calling it BEER, that is unethical. I don't even want to write a post about it, C.B.S.E style point system for today. 1. Flat, literally no Head on a Beer ? 2. Absolutely no Bubbles 3. Too Strong Mango Flavour 4. Absolutely nothing special about the special brew, except the Glass it was served in 5. Zero Buzz 6. Some one forgot to put Hops ( they aren't capable of Zero IBU ) Wak Factor : ZERO ALCHOMETER RATING : 2, It had about 3 % Alcohol content or less, it was a very weak beer . Chuggability : how fast can you chug mango wala soda ? Damn you protocol, 5 underserving points for the Mango Burp Factor : Since it is my bloody rating scale a negative infinity. Flat as the bottom of a Cardboard box, no carbondioxide no burp. A big bloody 0 Monet...